"Silly goober...."

This goober is cracking us up these days. I must do better about writing down funny things that he says, and I will. Recently at dinner he informed us that he didn't need parents anymore. So, our conversation went something like this:

Elijah B : "I don't think I need to live with y'all anymore"
Me: "Oh really? Why is that buddy"?
EB: "Because I don't need parents anymore"
Me: "Well, who is going to feed you"?
EB: "I will just get some dried mango from the pantry"
Me: "Well, who is going to tuck you in at night"?
EB: "I will just go across the street to Mrs. Marty's house and she can". 
Me: "Okay then, how are you going to get to church"?
EB: "I will just ride my tractor"
Me: "Who is going to dress you before you go ride"?
EB: "I will just ride naked"!