Tuesday, April 19, 2011

"EB's latest funny sayings".....

As usual, I have to jot these down while they are fresh on my mind!  I gave up on a scrapbook a long time ago - definitely not my area of giftedness.   The blog will just have to suffice. Here are a few things that Elijah Brooks has said recently that I want to remember:

1. "Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you some pumpkin bread" (he truly thinks this is how the song goes).

2. "I like cheetos, candy, and Mozart".

3. "I would like a wife one day"!  This was in response to our conversation about our next door neighbor, Mr. Cornelius.  EB asked me where his mommy was, and I said that he was a grown man who had a wife and children and he didn't live with his mommy anymore. Should I have my feelings hurt about this?

4. "I would tell God in Heaven that I am sorry for lying".  I asked him if he could meet God and talk to Him, what would he tell Him.  I was very pleased (and surprised) with this response - especially since the day before I prayed for EB to have a repentant heart.

5. "That veggie straw looks like a saxophone". (it was curled and bent)

6. "Mommy, put your camera and phone down and come play with me"! (since playing with him 24/7 is not enough)!

7. "That car is TOOOOOO small for that lady to drive" (he was looking at a tiny, red Mercedes with a lady driving it).

8. "Mommy, I like your pretty blue eyes. Thank you for buying them from the store".

9. "Look at all that beautiful grass"! (as he watched a beloved John Deere tractor mow it).

10. "That's excellent Mommy"! (I built a small house out of Lincoln Logs). 

11. "I don't have a clue" (I asked him where a certain toy was). 

12. "Where is Jesus' car?" (I said, I don't think Jesus has a car).  He replied, "then where is Jesus' truck"? 

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